snake snare

When 3 dudes in intercourse get their penises stuck and or tangled

Mays Dallas and Rj got had an unfortunate snake snare

by Whoscandice333 May 17, 2022

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one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!

Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!

by HomelessWizzard August 08, 2022

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When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.

Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn

by sqaur3d February 09, 2024

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When you’re with a Shard Barbie and you roll your pecker around in a gram of crushed meth before she gives you head.

I gave the shard Barbie a Himalayan sugar snake last night at the hotel.

by RjtK June 18, 2020

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When you use peeling skin from your partner's sun burnt ass cheek as a condom.

When Dennis went to bang Shereen he forgot his condom so he snake skinned her.

by JuggernautJay May 27, 2010

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When a turd coils up and sticks up out of the water

Boy I just left a large coily snake and feel much better!

by Probod November 12, 2017

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Someone who fucks another mans exwife and the husband claims to be your podna and gets mad.

Man I heard he was hanging out with my ex. Supposed to be my friend and all. What a fucking dirtbag snake! Prolly won’t even give me my 25$!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 29, 2021

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