Man or woman who gives fellatio to someone while the receiver watches porn. The goal is to keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as possible. Can be interchangeable with Personal Cocksucker.
I lost a bet with my buddy, now I have to spend the next few hours under his desk being his personal fluffer. I hope he doesn’t blackmail me into being his personal cocksucker too.
by Knows-too-much May 8, 2023

A bitch.
You are a narcissistic prick who only believe in being better than others entirely, he jerks off and ejaculates onto pieces of toast in the morning to increase his nutrients intake. He whispers seductively to minors in a call and believes in white supremacy. He also looks like the character Ken Carson from Barbie’s life in the dream house, his hair is more dry than my dick after 15 years of no sex. He’s a no good dirty troglodyte that should be eliminated.
You are a narcissistic prick who only believe in being better than others entirely, he jerks off and ejaculates onto pieces of toast in the morning to increase his nutrients intake. He whispers seductively to minors in a call and believes in white supremacy. He also looks like the character Ken Carson from Barbie’s life in the dream house, his hair is more dry than my dick after 15 years of no sex. He’s a no good dirty troglodyte that should be eliminated.
by Akithegoat June 13, 2024

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

A middle aged man who shines like a neutron star, great personality but a bit of a dickhead. Loves a pint and a booze up down the club. Has a secret admirer usually by the name of paul
by Skennett May 15, 2025

Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder
by Quen.asf July 14, 2025
