snow parking

The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)
I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city
by 8six7five3ohnine January 22, 2020
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chasing the snow

A Canadian tradition that involves a line of cocaine down running down your partners abdomen in which you try to complete before it falls off. The reason it may fall off off is because someone else is having sex with your partner.
I was chasing the snow off of Jenny, but Forrest finished before me and turned my snow onto slush. But you have to finish no big deal aye.
by PARTYMACHINE November 28, 2022
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african snow plow

When you're fucking a African American and you proceed to stick four pounds of cocaine in their ass then you motorboat their asshole
I got with this girl last night and she randomly gave me an African snow plow and my asshole is more streched than jared from subway
by Lil j Coco Puffs March 02, 2018
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Snow Coon

Any indigenous person, Eskimo, etc., whose aboriginal homeland lies above the arctic circle.
What did you do with that old snowmobile of yours?

"I sold it to a snow coon for a hundred bucks."
by Chunkypuke October 05, 2023
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Snow Shovel Blues

When you are outside shoveling snow completely alone, and all you have to keep you warm is the sound of your own voice singing some random tune.
Nick was outside shoveling snow when he got the Snow Shovel Blues and started singing "Eye of the Tiger".
by Rascals January 09, 2010
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when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 04, 2022
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snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.
Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!
by John Smith01 February 28, 2014
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