Simp

S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy

Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.

"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk

by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020

simp

pearson that subbed tier 3 to pokimane

guy1:i have subbed to pokimane with a tier 3
guy2:SIMP!!!!!!!

by leilinho10 May 18, 2020

Simp

A simp is usually some one who has multiple female friends, but calls them bestfriends to potentially fuck them

Matt is such a simp. He always has a new bestfriend

by Ryanpapasmurf May 18, 2020

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros.
Most probably a very gay male.
Man like José with the punini.

Ex: Call the mandem. José is the biggest simp of all time

by Macho Alfa May 19, 2020

Simp

A guy who puts the hoes before the bros.
A man like José with the punini.
Probably a very gay male who gets friendzoned and turns out to be really gay at 40.

Ex: Call the mandem. This man José is a big simp.

by Macho Alfa May 19, 2020

Simp

What dumbass idiots call a someone showing human decency to a girl.

Person 1: Hey did you see this definition for Simp?
Person 2: That sounds like what a Simp would say.
Person 1: Bro stfu.

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 19, 2020

Simp

People who act as a nulasko (a man who sucks up to women)

Harold is such a simp did you see him with kiesha

by Harry_peter May 19, 2020