real talker

Someone who completely and publicly says and states real things.
Furthermore, this guys is certainly presumed to remain alone and wank ever after due to his excessively stupid sincerity.

A: Man! Wanna date?
B: Nah! I amma motherfucker real talker.

by Pepe Pham October 7, 2018

real diehl

Retarded. Having a gpa under a 2.0. Not being able to get laid even though the person tries constantly.

Luke: Dude I totally got laid last night! I brought this girl back to my house and gave her the beans!

Dan: Of course, dude. You're the real diehl.

by the man 1010 February 6, 2009

Real Max

To be a vey gay person

That kid is a real max.

by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017

Real Man

The opposite of what a Peter-Anthony is.

Peter-Anthony is a whiny little b@tch…acts like a girl and can take no pressure. Will never live up to be considered a real man.

by Under_score007 February 29, 2024

Rudolph Realness

Originally said by Ezza, Rudolph Realness refers to something being true. If you reach rudolph realness, you are all being.

Vincent: Dude I'm reaching rudolph realness
Ivy: What
Vincent: Yeah. That's lowkey rudolph realness.

by Ezza Meowtard January 31, 2024

Real, true statement

An absolutely false statement

Did you catch all those real, true statements on the news and in D.A.R.E. last week.

by Hot Dog Jim August 1, 2022

real campers

Someone who thinks they are better campers because they don't use power and luxuries (as they call them). People camping with power laugh at them while they pack up in the rain.

"Oh look at those not real campers because they are using a Keurig"

by JustLovingLife August 26, 2017