Pissing like a bat

When a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case's more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus pissing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.

Toilet guest one: Good news or bad news first?
Toilet guest two: Good
One: The toilet has heated floors
Two: whats the bad?
One: theres a leak and the light is blown
Two: ... Oh seams pissing like a bat isnt my forte.
One: o.0

by morefeind May 15, 2011

Laggin like a fish

Really, really bad lag in any console game.

Man, COD was laggin like a fish on Search last night

by Rodennt December 3, 2009

It really be like that sometimes

When something unfortunate (sometimes fortunate) happens to someone or something.

Person 1: Damn, bro. I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me. That fucking thot.

Person 2: Damn, bro. It really be like that sometimes.

by Keykonday May 17, 2018

Gio be like moment

The act of doing something retarded

Person 1: I just got scammed

Person 2: what a gio be like moment

by $WAGGERMC$WAGGER$ON November 28, 2020

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

Tastes like college

a term used when calling something shitty, it doesn't even have to describe a drink.

Casey: Dude the cops just busted my party.
Andy: That sucks
Casey: Yeah, "Tastes like College"

by 1234567898765432123234 February 8, 2010

I like fish

It's when you like fish

"Excuse me, can I tell you something very important."
"Uh, sure."
"I like fish"

by jiggysaw17 May 7, 2020