Ninja

A blue-haired salty gamer from Twitch that'll only be nice to you if you're a kid or another Twitch streamer. The man's not even nice to his own wife and becomes toxic is a season skirmish. Most of his videos on Twitch/Youtube consist of him getting high-kill games and being nice. But be careful. He sometimes can't control what he says and becomes toxic to his own friends. He's usually a nice person but off-camera he's just another Jake/Logan Paul. He's also rich AF and spends his money on nothing.

"Ninja has ligma and he's overrated like Fortnite."

by seeseesnowboard October 24, 2018

Ninja Webbing

The use of a dark garb and quite feet to jump from place to place on the world wide interconnected web without the notice of other jews / beaners

"ahhh i see u have perfected the fine art of ninja webbing, congradulations"

by Andrew M to the SHAWN June 11, 2008

RACK NINJA

The art of maneuvering throughout the warehouse racks with incredible stealth on an extremely slow day of work.

Mike-"Hey dude where's Carey?"
Dan-"I dunno, taking a dump?"
Carey-"Psssst up here"
Dan-"stop playing rack ninja"

by cwhitelock13 March 7, 2014

ninja turtle

when a turd gets past the grip undetected until too lake

After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .

by Fiddlegrits December 4, 2022

ninja

“What the fuck you say to me you little shit” -Ninja
“Don’t bully others” -Also Ninja
“I’m not seeing enough movement” -Ninja at the Flossing World Record

Ninja is a dork. Ninja isn’t that good at fortnite. Ninja is a joke.

by orange justice 🤓 July 24, 2020

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

Lyrical ninja

Man im a lyrical ninja iller dan ill urban adiction iri got me packin ammos knock yout wida speen sign info overload flo like a sylable slingin single singer wit wings comin out wit the heavy shit hack th flo stick a clown in th dome yo shank to th merk ile make yo drink terps where yo stood take yo of yo goods an give yo what yo heard flafamdam in th hood wipe out all da imbreds did yo not hear what i said

Ile knock yo out wit a blunt shank
Ile cunt yo wit a blunt instroment
Bang bang bang its th same routine take me down realize i aint cleen but ma rep gets bigger than charlie sheen beat smak yo momas on crack receive teeth ejectin beats me i boss slim shady like he 3 feet lyrical ninja like canibus th rapper

by Step lupid March 26, 2021