The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
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straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.
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freaky cut

A cut but freaky. It makes your head took like a tip. You know what kind of tip.
My friend got a freaky cut
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cut one from the herd

a polite way of saying you kicked someone out of your circle of friends survivor style.
"Yeah, I don't really hang out with Jimbo anymore. We kinda cut him from the herd."
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cut one from the herd

He cut one from the herd after downing three cans of refriend beans.
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cut one from the herd

Often falling from ones rear. Much like droppin the Cosby's off at the pool.
I cut one from the heard better stay awayfrom there for a while.
by Bobby Joe April 10, 2004
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