lord sausage hands

A person with very chubby fingers which makes them look like sausages.

Lord sausage hands can't keep his hands off himself.

by chinchillieday August 24, 2009

man to hand combat

1.) to masturbate

I was so horny I had some intense man to hand combat!

by PwnNubs May 31, 2009

one handed fumble

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail

john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble

by online handle September 5, 2006

Edward Loko Hands

Similar to the party favorite "Edward 40 Hands," in this show of drinking spectacular, the participant(s) duct tape two Four Lokos to their hands. They must consume both Lokos before they are allowed to use their hands again. Extra credit is given for finishing them as fast as humanly possible.

We all played Edward Loko Hands to celebrate the fact that Four Loko is now banned for being too ridiculously awesome. Jim got a DUI and now Megan is pregnant.

by SteverMcGeever December 4, 2010

second hand sex

When someone experiences sexual intercourse indirectly.

Those people in the next room are fucking and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex

by maddox February 16, 2005

left-handed handy

the most prestigious type of hand job

Last night my hable suddenly escaladed into a left-handed handy, which brought me to tears.

by Bruce Goosen August 10, 2006

Japanese hand grenade

When a male sticks a fire cracker into his urethra and lights it prior to putting his penis into a females vagina, resulting in the explosion of the fire cracker in the vagina.

Dude, my dick is destroyed after I did the Japanese hand grenade on my girlfriend

by Poner la mesa March 10, 2010