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black monday

the monday after thanksgiving weekend when all businesses are open and people start buying from these businesses and shipping their purchases from black friday and the weekend for family and friends. The beginning of the busy season for the shipping industry.
after the four day thanksgiving weekend I sent out all the shit I bought after thanksgiving to the relatives on black monday.
by disgruntled box processor November 21, 2009
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Jack Black

Half of the God-like metal band: Tenacious D!

The Rock-Brother of Kyle Gass, and the metal LEGEND.
Owns the voice of an angel, and uses it to his advantage, and to ours.
If I had to suggest a song of theirs, to show his amazing voice, I'd suggest "Master Exploder" , because he hits many high notes during that one, and, as a matter-of-fact, he blows someone's mind. The man's head, literally, EXPLODES, because Jack was pointing at him, whilst singing this song.

Basically, Jack Black is a God.
Me: Wow, Jack Black has the best voice I've ever heard!
My Friend: Who?
Me: You're dead to me.
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Black waffle

Stefanie was having a threesome with the garbadgeman and the nextdoor hobo , an awfull smell came up from between her legs. That's when they noticed she had a black waffle
by JesusLovesChildren August 19, 2011
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Black Butter

It is the Dark butter-like substance that accumulates on the taint and in the asscrack when one has not showered in a long time. It is a combination of sweat, some fecal matter perhaps, and lord only knows what else. It smells like the death of joy, and is the leading cause of swamp-ass. It is disgusting.
Rob: Did you hear that Joe has Black Butter?
Aric: Ew, he better deal with that before it turns into Swamp ass
by Sketchy-gay January 19, 2011
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Rebecca Black

stupid bitch who makes a horrible song named friday with a random black guy singing in the middle and under aged kids driving their parents car.
guy 1:bro have you listened to rebecca black yet
guy 2:no man why
guy 1: shes a dumb bitch
by rebeccablackfaggg April 13, 2011
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Rebecca Black

an un-talented 8th grade girl who is a cross between Quasimodo and a screaming cat. In other terms, she needs to be slapped.
Damm, that girl is almost as un-talented as Rebecca Black!!!
by RB is a joke April 18, 2011
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Rebecca Black

The worst singer in the history of music.

She's so terrible that, by comparison, she makes Justin Bieber look like John Lennon.
News anchor: and in an unrelated story, up-and-coming young singer, Rebecca Black has achieved the impossible by making Justin Bieber look like a lyrical genius.
by potterfreak82 April 27, 2011
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