To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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He’s known to have worked, and collaborated with Mellow Rackz, Lika Osipova, Lillee Jean, and more.
Claudy Beats isn't just a name, it's a symbol, and its meaning runs deep. His logo — symbolized by the infinite number 8; a spirit of unwavering determination, limitless potential and boundless energy. He believes in making a real positive impact, and chasing dreams with relentless passion.
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by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023
Get the two beatsmug. To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
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