hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019

Apple Fanboy

Some who enjoys themselves a nice juicy Apple Sandwiches

Ruben loves Apple Sandwiches, he is Apple Fanboy

by JoeyTheMan, Number 3 June 25, 2019

Apple Siri

The act of trying to make a Voice Recognition System but having it fail.

Apple Siri is bad at giving me the answers I want.

by BPgaming175 September 21, 2021

Apple Sauced Cunt

A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.

"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"

by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020

Apple

It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck

This apple is really apple-like.

by Poopypole February 1, 2021

Apple

A fucking fruit you absolute troglodyte. Why are you even here?
It's a red circular fruit that grows on trees (apple trees) and it grows once a year. They could be green, yellow, and red. They also could be red and green or green and yellow you get it.

I ate the apple from the tree
Adam and Eve fucked up by eating the forbidden apple

by IwantYourBeans November 30, 2020

Apple Pie

When Beau goes through the McDonalds Drive through

Friend 1: Beau what do you want?
Beau: ....An apple pie

by ilovemyboyfriend1 November 17, 2022