The Funny Friend

The hilarious one in every group that will stay single forever because is scared of commitment, they'll laugh their way through all life's worries! ...And cry in private...

"I'm the boring friend, Sam is the wild friend and tommy is the funny friend"

by Perfectandweknowit_ December 23, 2021

lez-be-friends

Lesbian friends of other lesbians

Person 1: She's a lesbian, we were friends in high school
Person 2: Oh, you were lez-be-friends

by PatMagroin2344234 December 15, 2012

Citrus Friend

A friend that is a citrus fruit.

Lemongrab and annoying Orange are citrus friends! They are friends because they are both citrus fruits.

by ladyfzesimp March 3, 2022

Friend Wall

When you run out of people to find on facebook or other social media. Most likely you will find out this by trying to get more friends than a particular person by which you want to prove your better than them

Angry guy: Dude, im so pissed, i cant find anybody on facebook.
Guy 2: Man you hit your friend wall, and my mom has way more friends than you on facebook.

by poonmaster90 January 29, 2012

friend of chuck

one who has sexual relations with females far below the age of consent. generally females who have yet to reach puberty.

Did you hear about that middle school teacher who got thrown in jail? He was a friend of chuck.

by Jay Scat July 5, 2007

friend collateral

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.

Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

Textual Friend

Random people you meet on social networking sites (i.e. Fast Flirting, Air G) who you have 'friended' because they aren't half bad...

Don't mind flirting, exchanging pictures, engaging in pointless conversation, and the occasional sexting episode. They love your smile, eyes, and body.

Reality check: Will never work out in real life because they are far and are probably liars. Primary function: ego boost!

Textual Friend: Hey cutie, what's up with yo fine ass?

Reply: Not much just bored outta my mind...

Textual Friend: I wanna fuck ya, you're sooooo sexy!

Reply: Thanks ;) you always make me feel so good he he

by brownyeyez33 April 6, 2011