Double or nothing

When Bryan sucks D

“Double or nothing I’ll suck your D when I lose”

by Double or nothing February 3, 2020

Double Whammy

It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.

Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.

by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020

double muted

To enthusiastically talk about your brilliant idea during a conf call only to find out nobody hears you because of an in-app disabled mic.

Mathew, I see you are trying to talk for the last 5 minutes, but we can't hear you. Maybe you are double muted, check your in-app settings.

by Wakamaru June 12, 2020

double dizz

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating at the same time.

He/she did a double dizz.

I just double dizzed in the toilet.

I double dizzed all over your room.

I double dizzed in your yukulele.

by Dodongo66 June 19, 2016

double-overtime

a post shit shower to clean seemingly never-ending reservoir of poop. occurs after overtime (SEE overtime)

"Dang Chaz, after those burritos I had explosive dung missles. I had to go into double-overtime to get clean."

by The CK1 October 21, 2013

Double T

A tattoo on the breast region of a woman. Double T refers to "TITTIE TATTOO", "TITTIE TAT". Double T's are a dying art and are usually found on older women, and are usually very faded.

Did you see that old stripper chick in here, she had a massive Double T.

by The-One-And-Only_NathanOaks May 1, 2012

Double Steamer

While someone is taking a hot, steamy shower; you drop a load in the adjacent toilet, making sure to leave the lid up for a nice surprise.

I enjoy taking a Double Steamer! Not only do I get to relax in a steamy sauna, I get to leave a steamer for my dick roommate who ate my all my twizzlers.

by fakeOprah December 17, 2011