ass hair

when your pubic hair trails off to finish around your asshole... gentlemen? all ladies have it.. get used to it. Dingleberries tend to take up residence here of you don't clean yourself regularily.

I shave my girlfriends asshole to rid her of all her ass hair once a week.

by db October 10, 2004

ass cowboy

a homosexual person, derogatory term

dude u are so an ass cowboy

by k May 8, 2002

ass avalanche

A rapid flow a shit coming out of your asshole.

OMG did you hear that? Sounds like Sonny has massive ass avalanche today!

by helyan September 30, 2010

Ass pubes

The patch of pubes that chases your asshole from your balls. Sometimes can form an ass pube net with poop.

I shaved my ass pubes, now my browneye is bleeding.

by Fatty McFatfat November 10, 2003

ass cheek

Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.

That shit was so big that it hurt my ass cheeks on the way out.

by Jake March 5, 2005

candy ass

A guy who is basically afraid of his own shadow; a real wuss type

Lenny is such a candy ass he won't walk any further east than Avenue A.

by Steviedee January 22, 2004

cat-ass

when someone tkaes a drag of your cigarette and leaves it all gooey and wet!

you asshole, you cat-assed my smoke!

by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005