Sequoia Monkey Vagina 

(Noun) 1. The earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of Sequoia Monkey. Also known as the the acronym SMV.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.

Amanda is a real Sequoia Monkey Vagina cuz she's always got her head up in her own anus, yo!
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.

Sequoia Monkey Vagina by Anpherny September 3, 2006

deep f. vagina 

1. something that is said but RARELY blurted out anywhere

2. just a plain burnt out vagina

3. when the hymen off the female is burnt out and leaves extra skin for it to be chopped off for deep fried vagina soup

4. Mario

1. Hardale: Mario, you are such a deep f. vagina



Mario: shut the3 fuck up hardale, you are being so hardale-ish today!


Hardale: is that even a fucking word? ima put that in the urban dictionary when i go to johns house today


Mario: i call first on computer, faggot, i need to look up supermenmodels.com


Hardale:........i have no comment for you, Mario.



Mario: *smiles like a fat faggot*


2. *Girl passes by*

Brian: You smell that, Mario?



Mario:...yeah..somethings burning...


*Girl turns around*


Girl: ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!



Hardale: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

deep f. vagina by Deep Fried Vagina January 20, 2009

sand vagina 

A sand vagina is much like a regular vagina but instead the flesh is replaced by sand, do not head south of the clitoris on a sand vagina, or you'll find yourself at the pee hole and thats just not fun. If you somehow get bored with the sand vigina, you can keep moving south, there you will find the corn hole, just remember, what goes in, must come out

Hey Look! over there, on the bay!
Its a Sand Vagina thats wants to play!
So jump in friend you good ol' pal!
Or everyone will call you a homosexual!
- Ben (props to Jackass)

sand vagina by Cool Man (Ben) May 8, 2005

Police corp vagina head 

Basicly its a fat person who acts smart and whos face has erupted into a huge vagina.

Jack said that podge was the police corp vagina head of the century

Police corp vagina head by Ginga-ninga April 17, 2007

Roast Beef Vagina 

When the female vagina resembles a few (3 or more) then slices of roast beef, often giving off a foul odor of dog shit.

Mike: Dude!! did you sleep with Kathryn
Joe: Yeah I her roast beef vagina reeked.

Roast Beef Vagina by ipherca August 11, 2008

whales vagina 

also known as ... gooch. This comes form the greek methology meaning HUGE NASTY FLOTHY CUNT.

Kristen's whales vagina looks like hamburger meat!

whales vagina by Rodeogal May 14, 2006

Back Vagina

butt, ass, buttcrack, butthole

"Omg that chick has a huge ass"
"Yeah I wonder what she feeds her back vagina"

Back Vagina by Aeroo December 21, 2008