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top my car out

See how fast it can go
I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home
by Kurioking March 17, 2017
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Broken Car Horn

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.
Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."
by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017
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Premium Car Privilege

When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.
Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".
by ewanders1 July 6, 2016
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gentleman car

A car where the driver has to open the other door because it wont open for the inside because its broken.
my dads has a car is a two door and only the drivers side door works. We were at the mall and he said this is a gentleman car Ill get that door.
by Coreydlady June 15, 2016
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car dick

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.
"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"
by Idontknkeeww June 7, 2016
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car prostitute

Someone who constantly accepts gas money for giving people rides home
by GamkatMaktas May 14, 2016
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car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.
Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
by tblazertn June 14, 2016
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