A Sam

Either letting a joke go completely over your head everytime or mention an insufficient random detail during a conversation

"Man he didn't turn out that great in the nba"
A Sam: "Nova Alum was a bucket"

by Coon36 July 7, 2022

Sam

A Sam is a sexy young man. He is so flippin' sexy he makes girls wet all day. Other than his sexiness, he is also an extremely loyal friend/boyfriend. He never betrays his girl or friend unless it was necessary. He is smart as fuck, strong as fuck, hot as fuck, good at sex, good at relationships, good at any sort of friendships and good with anyone basically. Fucking hell, had one of them and he tasted and felt soooooo amazing!

"Have you seen Sam?"
"Yeah, I heard Melanie was fucked by him last night, heard that it was hot as fuck that she became pregnant!"
"Damn, I wish I could get fucked like that..."

by hugedildoupyournan June 21, 2018

Sam I am

a character from the book green eggs and ham and the netflix series green eggs and ham

yeah he’s a gay twink I guess

someone : wow sam i am is a qt!

me probably : yeah your right sam i am = scrunklicous

by sam I am!!! October 26, 2022

Sam

A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.

“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”

by anonymous August 26, 2023

uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014

Sam Li

A Chinese actor and content creator

"Where are you from?"
Sam Li: "Michigan."
"What?"
"Michigan. Surprised?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Sam.

Sam is an EpIc GaMeR with barely any talent. He loves art and cooking, he enjoys watching memes and YouTube if you just ask him he will make something 4 u

“Sam. is an epic friend but he has no talent except when it comes to drawing.”

by Poopybut November 5, 2019