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Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb
"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"
by Aezerix June 7, 2018
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Jake

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.
You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.
by thickcock121 February 27, 2024
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors
by Psychological terror December 14, 2020
mugGet the Jaquan and Jakemug.

Jake

A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.
Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

Guy 1: this guys is so bad at 100m fly
Guy2: must be jake
by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

An extremely intelligent, sexy, thicc, hot, round booties man. Did I mention his dick is huge
I wish I was Jake because he’s fucking gorgeous
by Amasinb March 9, 2020
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jakeing Out

When your love for food has you zoning out.
Dude #1: *Thinking about food*
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...
by Timbenjamo April 23, 2018
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