jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
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by Aezerix June 7, 2018
Get the Jake Veloxmug. Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.
by thickcock121 February 27, 2024
Get the Jakemug. Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors
by Psychological terror December 14, 2020
Get the Jaquan and Jakemug. A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.
Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
by KarenPleaseIJustWantToSeeThem July 22, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by Amasinb March 9, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Dude #1: *Thinking about food*
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...
by Timbenjamo April 23, 2018
Get the Jakeing Outmug.