When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023
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black guy #2 : yah son , nigga looks stupid .
black guy : word , niggas are high riding .
black guy #2 : yah son , nigga looks stupid .
black guy : word , niggas are high riding .
by 101niggajk November 16, 2010
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Get the Ride the Dragon mug."Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."
"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"
"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."
"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"
"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."
"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012
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Get the riding dolphins mug.alternative to the walk of shame, when the guy gives the girl a ride home the next morning, allowing her to proudly arrive at the destination rather than stumbling home in heels at 9 am
She had to do the walk of shame because the broke motherfucker couldn't afford a car to give her the ride of pride
by yungchettyson October 29, 2014
Get the ride of pride mug.1) Energetic dance-game (sometimes considered a sexual act) conceived by a group of thespians in a summer acting camp at UC Berkeley. Involves an outer circle of 25-30 people and an inner circle of about 10 people. The dance is started with the counter-clockwise movement of the inner circle, and the singing or yelling of the following lyrics:
"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"
Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:
"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"
Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.
Usually participates are very darbee.
"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"
Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:
"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"
Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.
Usually participates are very darbee.
by i.like.cats December 11, 2023
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