black monday

the monday after thanksgiving weekend when all businesses are open and people start buying from these businesses and shipping their purchases from black friday and the weekend for family and friends. The beginning of the busy season for the shipping industry.

after the four day thanksgiving weekend I sent out all the shit I bought after thanksgiving to the relatives on black monday.

by disgruntled box processor November 21, 2009

Black waffle

A black woman who has a blue waffle

Stefanie was having a threesome with the garbadgeman and the nextdoor hobo , an awfull smell came up from between her legs. That's when they noticed she had a black waffle

by JesusLovesChildren August 19, 2011

Jack Black

Half of the God-like metal band: Tenacious D!

The Rock-Brother of Kyle Gass, and the metal LEGEND.
Owns the voice of an angel, and uses it to his advantage, and to ours.
If I had to suggest a song of theirs, to show his amazing voice, I'd suggest "Master Exploder" , because he hits many high notes during that one, and, as a matter-of-fact, he blows someone's mind. The man's head, literally, EXPLODES, because Jack was pointing at him, whilst singing this song.

Basically, Jack Black is a God.

Me: Wow, Jack Black has the best voice I've ever heard!
My Friend: Who?
Me: You're dead to me.

by ThatOneGuyThatYouKindaKnow May 16, 2011

Black thot

Richard Bañuelos, a lame nigga, who sucks and has lame comebacks.

You are such a Richard Bañuelos, shake my head nigga you a black thot.

by realis of all time June 3, 2014

the black hood

a super cool guy who was just trying to cleanse riverdale of sinners.

a really cool dude: hey, did you hear about that hero, the black hood? I love that guy.

by theblackhood June 15, 2018

Rebecca Black

stupid bitch who makes a horrible song named friday with a random black guy singing in the middle and under aged kids driving their parents car.

guy 1:bro have you listened to rebecca black yet
guy 2:no man why
guy 1: shes a dumb bitch

by rebeccablackfaggg April 13, 2011

Taffy Black

A person of African descent who does not act of nor engage in events in which a typical "nigga" would. A normal black person. Not ghetto nor is fluent in speaking Ebonics.

Lil Kim would be considered as a typical nigga where as Halle Berry considered Taffy Black.

by KLEPTOS December 3, 2007