snakes

A snake is a person that is only trying to defend themselves with their poison. everybody goes into survival mode sometimes, just like the snake. Usually they don't bite you unless you mess with them first. Watch more animal planet. Learn more shit.

The snakes bit back when that person grabbed their tail.

by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018

Snake

Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.

Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?

Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!

by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022

Snaked

To take something when you think they aren't looking. To swiftly take something.

Pippi was eating her French Fries and Penny snaked one from her.

by Redleader1 July 28, 2022

prostate snake

A dick stuck in your ass.

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.

by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015

Dilly Snake

A snake that lives inside your shoe and damages your foot. Typically found in Alabama

Gurben: "Ey billey theres a dilly snake in my shoe dargit!"
Billy: "As such in our cuntrey."

by John Cront December 2, 2018

Snake

1. Someone with the name Claire, Emma, or Maddie.

"Claire is such a snake."

by Drillby May 11, 2018

Snake

A scamming backstabber. Someone who does something just to get something out of it. E.g. Money

"Bryan Stars is rebooting MDE"
"Oh my god he's such a snake!"

by Nikisykes October 1, 2016