"So, one time when I was working as the cashier, this massive guy came into the store, wearing this odd shirt of a cobra..."
"Alan, are you faking the snake with me?"
"Alan, are you faking the snake with me?"
by Picodreng November 03, 2017
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Person 1: Are youa homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》
Person 2: Yes.
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.
Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?
Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?
Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.
Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?
Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.
by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017
Do you remember Anne? Yeah, the girl I hanged out with yesterday, i accidentally made her a white snake. So proud of being a father.
by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022
This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.
She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.
She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.
by eliemerson November 01, 2018
Guy1: "Yo, I snake drifted across Brittany face last night"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"
by Syndicatelive24 January 28, 2021