sloppy dallas

it's like a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

come here honkey, let me give you a sloppy dallas

by mayonnaise chapstick October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A term used to describe a blowjob with a mouth-full of dip.

Made popular by the YouTubers McNasty, Soup, Blargmyschnoople and TheDooo.

Hey Justin she's about to give you a sloppy dallas!

I just got the best sloppy dallas ever last night!

by Carzey October 15, 2020

Sloppy dallas

A blow job where the "donor" is sucking while they have guacamole or dip in their mouth.

I got a sloppy Dallas from Denise last night.

by Bookmaker777 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl sucks you off with a huge mouthful of chewing tobacco (dip).

Yo bro, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night. You should give it a try

by Sloppy bro October 15, 2020

sloppy cronkite

To wipe your pre-cum on the upper lip of your partner before he/she blows you, giving him/her a Walter Cronkite-like moustache.

By the way, I actually believe the last time that Doocy used the phrase "this is huge" is when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a sloppy Cronkite. What? You never had a sloppy Cronkite?!

by JoeT December 13, 2008

Sloppy Dallas

Giving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Gf: Hey babe. Since it's your birthday, do you want to try anal?
Bf: Nah. But a sloppy Dallas before work sounds great

by Breakfastboy27 October 15, 2020

sloppy lunchbox

During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.

Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!

Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!

by boobfartsmcgee July 30, 2016