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That's so porn star of you!

When you go to hygienic extremes with your private areas like a porn star would in preparation for sex. For example getting fully waxed, having laser hair removal treatments or having a colonic performed.
I'm getting a colonic today.

Oh wow! That's so porn star of you!
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ASCETIC ACID PORN THEATHERS

PORN THEATERS WHERE SEX IS ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED.
How do these places stay in business as it is boring watching a porn movie without action but wait you can come over to my place as these home PORN will never be an ASCETIC ACID PORN THEATHERS as we can get naked and not havre to be concerned about a SEX ACT SNITCH GAME of any sort.
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My favorite porn star

an affectionate term, used to refer to one's significant other, after particularly good sex, or sex act.
(To gf/wife) That blow job was incredible, you're my favorite porn star.

(To bf/husband) You fucked me like a racehorse, you're my favorite pornstar.
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A contest where a group of guys, all in sweatpants, take a pill of viagra, and watch hours of gay porn. What's the point? The first person to get a boner is the queerest in the group. That's all there is to it really.. First used by Daniel Tosh on his show Tosh.0 where he and his gay pals took the challenge.
Daniel Tosh: And tonight on the show I take the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge!!
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The day in which we celebrate the creation of Among us themed porn
"Hey bro, it's May 30th! Happy International Among Us Porn Day."
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"Thank God it's the long weekend, now I have more time to watch Among Us porn."
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