pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?

by Sexydimma May 25, 2015

sniffing the pig

when your girlfriend wants you to smell her chuff after sex

'last nite barney got down there and was bloody sniffing the pig,he will get it tonight'

by sticky digits April 3, 2010

The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Pig Squeeler

The sounds of an deaf female having intercourse.

Damn bro, this chick from the deaf academy was total "pig squeeler".

by Pigpimpinsqueeler June 21, 2019

MARSHMELLOW PIG

A fluffy big pig whom has the biggest heart full of love to give you! He is round he is the most regale creature you will ever have the pleasure to meet. "Marsh Pigalow" !!

Sir fluff n stuff!!

That's a marshmellow PIGGGGGG

by macaroniandsteez February 29, 2024

pig

fat

the pig died

by donald duck chuck March 28, 2022

pig piss drinker

a people who fucking love drinking pig piss

pig piss drinker:can i make a food wih pig piss
adult people:NO what the fuck, dude i will throw up if you drink it
pig piss drinker: *start recording* hello guys today we are making a food with pig piss with fry, lets do it shall we here goes nothing
adult person:*stop recording* dude stop youre gonna die dude

by qwertyfucker101 March 2, 2025