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John Lee

A fuckboi. A man who will murder your heart and possibly rape you. He will love than hate you faster than you can say hello. He loves every girl he sees and wears navy on navy on black. He will steal your heart and your social life. Best beware he is a dick. And not the good one. And he isn't named Richard either.
Damn that guy must be a John Lee.

Guys John Lee fucked me hard and now i am here with a broken heart!
by sugarmanbands November 20, 2017
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John Hancock

The act of dipping one's penis in ink or paint and then slapping someone in the face with the inked/painted penis and leaving one's mark.
Jason: Haha, look at Joey.
Brendan: I know, Derek gave him a nice John Hancock last night.
by It's Poop Again August 13, 2011
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john jo

You are such a John jo
by Themagician1829 May 11, 2016
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Johns Creek

An amazing suburb of Atlanta. Everyone wishes they lived their. There are big houses and some small ones to. If you live in Johns Creek then you hope to go to JCHS, the best high school on earth. The high school has an amazingly awesome cheerleading squad. In 2011 they have an amazingly sick football team and an awesome baseball team. Most of the kids drive sick cars. This place is the place to be. Although the school has a rivalry with Chattahoochee.
by 2727jchs September 29, 2011
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John Key

New Zealand rhyming slang for Donkey Punch, similar to the Wolf Bag technique and named after the Prime Minister who won the country's trust through his seeming mild-mannered ineptness, allowing him to take them from behind and smack them in the head. Typically, only the person delivering a John Key benefits, while the person receiving a John Key suffers immensely and risks permanent brain drain. It is the sly con and false pretenses of a John Key that distinguishes it from a standard Donkey Punch or Wolf Bag.
New Zealand was so loose, even John Key barely got a reaction from them.
by Red Hood November 29, 2012
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JOHN KERRY

A man that tried to become the next president, but got tied up in the fact he did not no were to stand on important issues.
That John Kerry guy thinks that the war is good, then bad, then good, then bad, then good, then bad....(infinite goods and bads).
by pheonix blackhawk May 17, 2005
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Port-A-John

Pouring blue kool-aid into a woman's anus then shitting into it. A common practice in Minsk, where the temps are cold but the lovin' is hot.
Man, I can't believe that she let me port-a-john her on the second date.
by Leslie Barbara January 18, 2007
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