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monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012
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Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol
Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies
by Kickass mother December 29, 2024
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Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.
Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?
by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019
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monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.
“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.
by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018
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Monster Gromper

An absolute monster of a vibrator, I'm talking fist sized, pump-action pussy pounding destroyer.
I just found this old ladies monster gromper.
by -Sheldonsleftleg September 25, 2025
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Slime monster

If you love to play with slime.
Go and: "I just got a new slime!"

Shit yourself: "Ugh, what a slime monster."
by ffdder22 September 17, 2023
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monster

a person, typically a child, who is rude or badly behaved.
"Christopher is only a year old, but already he is a little monster"
by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025
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