by Avangaline July 12, 2018
Get the Reverse Michael Jackson mug.The infamous effeminate-featured junk-bond swindler from the '80's who selfishly viewed his investors as merely bountiful dairy-cows waiting to be gluttonously guzzled from.
Michael Milk'em squeezed and drained his investors dry, and then good ol' Bernie "made off" with the ill-gotten "liquid assets".
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
Get the Michael Milk'em mug.The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.
Girl: I got raped by Michael Gloekler, I want him to fuck him.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.
by IAmGayBoiye July 16, 2018
Get the Michael Gloekler mug.by stanaal July 18, 2018
Get the michael steele mug.A Michael Truong is the Russian equivalent of a Chav. Otherwise known as a Gopnik. The Michael Truong is special because when he T-Poses, his penis physically retracts into his anus, thereby gifting him with the ability to play Fallout 4 for several days straight.
Russian Gopnik: Oi whaddya think of me adidas tracksuit?
Michael Truong: Lil cheap don ye think. Oit brotha lemme jus go do play me fallout 4.
Michael Truong: Lil cheap don ye think. Oit brotha lemme jus go do play me fallout 4.
by nikito July 21, 2018
Get the Michael Truong mug.To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
by notanoob101 July 26, 2018
Get the Michael mug.Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.
Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.
by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018
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