my mother

A BIG FAT LAZY PERSON

MY MOTHER IS U

by DEZPP December 19, 2022

ur mother

no

hey last night i ate a burger it was so hot and juicy

ur mothers pussy was hot and juicy also

by ifuckedurmotherlastnight April 21, 2022

Anti-Mother’s Day

The day of June 6th signifies a day in which those who have a certain distaste or hatred for their birth mother

This year I’m celebrating Anti-Mother’s Day because my mom is the worst and I hate her guts

by Qwerty studios June 5, 2024

Crazy ass mother fucker

Y'all are fucking degenerates ;p

Just don't fuck with the dü. He one crazy ass mother fucker. Oh ya and get a new dictionary mõth3r fûckēr

by CANB-GFMF November 28, 2022

Mother's Daughter

The most badass Miley Cyrus song ever! Perfect for any girl who wants succeed in life like her mother did.

Don't fuck with my freedom!
I came back to get me some.
I'm nasty, I'm evil!
Must be something in the water
Or I am my mother's daughter.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 24, 2023

Mother Tucker

(noun) An elevated Gin and Tonic, anchored by a rectangular grapefruit ice cube, with a lemon wedge in lieu of lime.

(verb) The act of imbibing and leaving a bar, when a MILF kisses you in such a way that you have to either wait a couple minutes before re-entering public spaces, or you’re forced to uhh, tuck “it.”

Meg: Yo, these Mother Tuckers are going down faster than me at a family reunion!

James: Truth! Also, gimme a minute before we pop smoke…I just got Mother Tuckered and need to adjust.

by SchmegGatsby October 4, 2024

best mother

a mother who does anything for her child even if the mother goes little for the child.

{Mother}"I love you son. your my best friend." {Son}"I love you too mama your my best friend can I have some of your cheese and crackers?"{Mother}"Of course son I would do anything for you honey!" {Son}" your the best mother ever! next time i get cheese ill share with you I promise."

by mental abuser June 29, 2023