mitten job

A handjob where the person giving wheres a mitten over their hand for increased heat and traction.
"Oh damn, did you hear she gave him a mitten job last Christmas?
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Scream Job

The act of a girl/guy screaming while giving a blowjob. This can be due to the dislike of giving said blowjob, or for the erotic pleasure of the reciever.
My girl friend was having a bad day and gave me a scream job. We broke up the next day.
by JewJitsu123 February 22, 2010
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Scooby job

When you get a dog to give you oral via peanut butter smeared genitals.
Would you do it for a scooby job?
by NerdyDaxter July 7, 2015
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Coffee Job

The act of preparing coffee for someone else, even when you won't get any.
My wife had to leave early this morning and knew she wouldn't have time to wait on the coffee to brew, so she just gave me a coffee job on her way out.
by jgreene777 November 5, 2008
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Do job

A new hair style someone may recieve. Sometimes includes a short cut, or a complete overhall of the hair. May also refer to the hair style.
Look at Chrissy's new do job.
by goodriddance September 15, 2009
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nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
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Gag job

An easy job where you don't have to do much work
I've got a right gag job tomorrow, will probability do 2 hours work within the 8 hours I'm there and not even have to concentrate much. My mate Sam is always on gag jobs.
by Skusgofagus September 23, 2015
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