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Mind Job

the art of having your mind blown at the same time as your dick
by BeddyTear_ October 7, 2013
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Coffee Job

The act of preparing coffee for someone else, even when you won't get any.
My wife had to leave early this morning and knew she wouldn't have time to wait on the coffee to brew, so she just gave me a coffee job on her way out.
by jgreene777 November 5, 2008
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Do job

A new hair style someone may recieve. Sometimes includes a short cut, or a complete overhall of the hair. May also refer to the hair style.
Look at Chrissy's new do job.
by goodriddance September 15, 2009
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Mop Job

When you're getting a blowjob, she throws up cause of choking on the big dong, and mops it up afterwards.
"Dude I got such a good Mop Job last night, she sucked and cleaned so well. I'm asking her out again."
by Phallus trio October 16, 2020
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chrome job

A chrome job is when a girl sprays chrome spray paint on a guys boner while she is deapthroting him
Me. Fitler went to the red light district with a hankering for a chrome job
by Peedingly64 July 23, 2015
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Retainer job

When anyone with retainers takes their retainers out of their mouth to lick them clean and simply puts them back like nothing happened.
Grace was excited to give her boyfriend a blowjob after she got her braces off, but sadly she had to wear clear plastic retainers all day every single day except for when she was eating. Grace had forgotten she was wearing them while giving him a bj so there was cum stuck in her retainer and since she wasn't wasting and of his (not so) sweet juice. This bitch takes her retainers out to give them a sexy retainer job by licking the fucking cum off of them just to put them back on. What a girl, my dick would be in love if I had her.
by RaeAnne313 February 21, 2018
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Scream Job

The act of a girl/guy screaming while giving a blowjob. This can be due to the dislike of giving said blowjob, or for the erotic pleasure of the reciever.
My girl friend was having a bad day and gave me a scream job. We broke up the next day.
by JewJitsu123 February 22, 2010
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