Jacob

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022
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Shawn Jacob Gregory

Shawn Jacob Gregory, aka Shawny bingbong, aka floppily aka Papa Floppybob Cheeto Greg.
A christian nerd w glasses, bad at basketball and even worse with real balls. Head game lowkey trash (I'm a male), got a nice gf tho.
Shawn jacob gregory likes chicken tends
by shawnygregslover123 August 27, 2022
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Jacob

A mental case who find the wierdest videos and images. Is probably a secret furry and is sometimes dangerous to be around. But, he is funny most of the time. He is also a beast on Minecraft PvP.
Bro you're almost as good as Jacob at Hunger Games.
by ChinchyNewt1 August 3, 2019
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Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”
by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024
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Jacob v

A Kid who is super weird but funny he's some what tall and smokes some times and has big munchies his love life Never really works out and he gets really horny and wants to fuck a girl really bad and all Jacobs chase there exes and it never works someone please help him and give him some pussy or dick if you know a Jacob help them pls they need it or you could just tell them to end it all Jacobs are nice but have a hard life.
by skatesex December 16, 2021
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Jacob

the biggest ass i have ever seen....
by Astric420 May 16, 2022
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