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Crapbook kid

A crapbook kid is someone (typically a young child) who is so devoted to the apple fanboyism that the openly support everything Apple does, and exclusively uses Apple products no matter what.
Jimmy: BRO! HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW APPLE PRODUCT! ITS SOOOOO COOL AND SHIT LIKE HOLY CRAP IT HAS LIKE A TRILLION TERAFLOPS AND SHIT LIKE ANYTHING IS OBSOLETE
*meanwhile* Everyone ignores jimmy, because he is a Crapbook kid
by Gamingcausesautism March 13, 2018
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kid's stuff

this is kid's stuff. I want something more difficult
by Legends saying March 15, 2017
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Pamphlet kid

The type of child whose actions need to be explained to strangers by bringing awareness to his or her condition. Said condition can only be described through one medium: a pamphlet.
Today some pamphlet kid tipped over my cart at the grocery store and called me a cunt. His mother promptly handed me the appropriate literature without apology.
by Big-Pink June 10, 2016
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Emo kid

"Emo" is shortened form of "Emotical Hardcore" which may refer to either the way of dressing or the music genre.

"Emo kids" are correctly kids who choose to style themselves in a certain way (often with bangs hanging above one or both of the eyes) or listen to certain music (such as Sleeping With Sirens).

"Emo" or "Emo kid" may today also incorrectly refer to people who self harm (most likely cut) or complain about how there life situation sucks to get attention on social media
Correct example: "I love the hairstyle of these Emo kids!"

Incorrect example: "Have you seen his arms? I'm sure he is seeking attention, he is such an Emo"
by LeNanaSan May 24, 2016
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Nutley Kids

Teenagers ages 13-18 that drink extreme amounts of alcohol on any day where there is no school the next day
Person: Hey man, you should sober up.
Other person: Nah, I'm good. At least I don't drink like Nutley Kids.
by $auceMan February 15, 2018
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Riverdale Kids

the kids that are known for getting high and wasted.
Kid from Riverdale: Hey I'm high and wasted.

Other kid: Oh. Figures. Those goddamn Riverdale Kids!
by unicornnn_ October 23, 2012
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Kid Baby

Like a man child, but even worse. One who effectively makes his friends question why the hell they even know that person
DUDE QUIT ACTING LIKE A KID BABY

He's really cute, but he's such a Kid Baby
I'm 23, an idiot, live at home, and say things that piss people for no reason.... I'm such a kid baby
by Dawaka August 16, 2013
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