imaginary friend

A fictional companion, often created out of loneliness. Imaginary friends can often be found congregating around definitions of non-celebrities, singing the praises of the person in question.

OMG, John is so awesome. He's loved by his mobs of friends, his family, and even complete strangers he meets on the street. He's friendly, and well-mannered, with nary a hair out of place. John's amazing at sports and all the ladies are unable to resist his charms and good looks. Plus, he's such a great friend. I don't know where I'd be today if I'd never met the paragon of perfection that is John.

by An Imaginary Friend

imaginary friend by With Hidden Noise May 1, 2006

imaginary muffin 

a word or phrase made up just to annoy the shit out of someone.

Oh yeah he was just saying that as an imaginary muffin.

imaginary muffin by rachaelah February 13, 2007

imabichu 

A simple, single word variation on the phrase "I am going to bite you." Ideal for those moments where time is of the essence, user is a lazyass or while chatting online.

"If you don't stop screwing around, imabichu."

imabichu by SugarDoggy February 8, 2009

ima 

An astonishing elision of the phrase "I am going to," making it the first and only 'triple elision' in the entire English language.

Notice the use of three distinct elisions to turn a four word phrase into a three letter word: "I am going to" > "I'm going to" > "I'm gonna" > "ima."

Awesome.

"Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and ima let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!"

ima by jazzman! February 25, 2010

Imagication 

The traveling to a distant or calm location when you are over-stressed or need to get away from everyone or some particular situation for a while.

I know you are stressed, but if you go downstairs and take a 30 minute imagication, you may feel a little better.

Imagication by Contrastband May 4, 2009

Imanuel 

Usually a strait man with good traits but gets no hoes. Short kinda weird looking brown mf who dont use his mouth.

A weird musty dusty mf is an Imanuel

Oh shit he coming

RUN!!!

Imanuel by AbCdEfgHiDontgiveafuck March 8, 2022

Business Image Management

A class common to most high schools, which, when signed up for sounds like it would be hella fun, but turns out to be hard as shit. In these classes you learn almost nothing practical, and spend most of your time looking up definitions on urbandictionary, or writing them. These classes suck, you don't learn anything, and you most likely will fail. The programs are boring and uncreative, such as making a fucking mountain *yawn*.

"Man, I just got out of my Business Image Management class, it was so fucking boring."

"Yeah dude I know what you mean, I failed that ho last semester because the programs suck, and are impossible to use. Fuck that class"

Business Image Management by A bored student March 9, 2009