Bitch-hard

Not necessarily "rock hard" but hard enough for the bitch.
It pertains to either something with difficulty or the male genitals/penis.

-"That test was bitch-hard!"
-"Dude my dick is bitch-hard, shit man."

by AsianAlmighty January 20, 2014

Quarter Hard ball

A term in which you say when an individual says when another says something stupid. (You would proceed to knock on their forehead twice)

Dumbass: “curry a basketball player?”
You: Quarter hard ball!

by FreakMan445 December 3, 2022

Ric Hard

A guy who shows up at work one day and takes everyone by a storm. Head down, ass up, that’s the way he does it. Hardasfuk. Sleeps with all your female coworkers, and can out-drink and out-smoke anyone. Legendary. Mythical. Mythendary!

Is that guy Ric Hard, or did I just read his name wrong?

by JetPackJerry January 31, 2023

Hard Balls

When a male experiences an erection, but it is also effecting the testicles.

Man, she's making me experience Hard Balls right now

by hard balls the rapper March 12, 2025

Rocky Road Hard

Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.

Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.

by Skullylove March 21, 2023

Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”

by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022

Hard Pudding

Whenever something is tough, opposite of easy sauce

"Wow, that test was hard pudding"

by sysophus August 25, 2023