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Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa
You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?
by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019
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Hit

J: Yo! you want some of this?
T:Hell yea man you know I always gotta take a hit
by _these_heaux_ April 20, 2019
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Squad Hit

A Squad Hit is when one person has intercourse with more than 2 members (3 and up) of a group of friends.
It is usually a point of pride for the person having accomplished the feat and a point of shame for the group of friends.
Chad: Dude, Amy tried to get with me last night.
Brad: That's awesome bro, she's hot!
Chad: Nah bro! She already hooked up with Kyle AND Brandon. I couldn't let her get the squad hit!
Brad: True that! You're so smart bro, can't let that shit happen amongst the boys!
by MDRCGRVS April 29, 2019
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Skert and Hit the Dab

When someone or something gets out of a uncomfortable situation really fast they Skert and Hit the Dab
"Damn, Kelly the other day was telling me about how her boyfriend wanted to Alabama butterfinger and so I Skert and Hit the Dab.
by calmdownitsjustcancer April 30, 2019
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Hit me wit da oo-wap

Someone did something slick, wild or janky. Someone got over on you. Someone did something tricky to you.
Person 1: Yo why aren’t you and whats his name cool anymore?
Person 2: He tried to hit me wit da oo-wap.
Person 1: Oh wow that’s corny.
by iamanthonydean May 3, 2019
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One-hit-wonder

steps to becoming a One-hit-wonder

1. get to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics
2. throw a big diva tantrum
3. lose your label
4. fade to obscurity
5. make your song elevator music
6. years later have a reunion concert
7. never sing again
8. no one remembers you
hey remember lindana? she was a one-hit-wonder
by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019
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hit or miss

All the crap that some weirdos remember from a spin the bottle game and some people had their first kiss there...yeet
Person 1: Aye, you remember hit or miss?

Person 2: Oh god don't get me started...
by TippytheHippy May 8, 2019
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