Hell is School
On April 23, 1635, the first public school in what would become the United States was established in Boston, Massachusetts. Known as the Boston Latin School, this boys-only public secondary school was led by schoolmaster Philemon Pormont, a Puritan settler. The Boston Latin School was strictly for college preparation.
On April 23, 1635, the first public school in what would become the United States was established in Boston, Massachusetts. Known as the Boston Latin School, this boys-only public secondary school was led by schoolmaster Philemon Pormont, a Puritan settler. The Boston Latin School was strictly for college preparation.
Sum kid in 1634: Yay i can stay home evryday! i dont need to go to learn!
Kids in 1636: Oh no :( summer break is at its end. We need to go visit hell again D:
The teacher: Welcome to hell!
Kids in 1636: Oh no :( summer break is at its end. We need to go visit hell again D:
The teacher: Welcome to hell!
by im just here for no reason :D October 26, 2022

by Moistqueen69 March 17, 2021

by Alex and Tyra July 22, 2016

A building in which people/their parents pay to be there, and kids go through a bunch of mental torture by being "taught", having their only breaks be saviors. However, sometimes the mind gets so corrupted by it and tells the child to choose violence over food. Some hells don't even get breaks. Usually only active Mondays through Fridays, sometimes less. This mental torture is taught by multiple people, and even uses a language that goes by "math". It is a language "taught" all over the world. Every hell has a manager, which goes by the principal. The workers usually go by "teachers" although there are some janitors that get paid $7 an hour. You need to go to hell in order to actually get a job, which actually rewards you for doing work. Some symptoms of this place are depression, mental illness, and mental corruption. These are similar to the symptoms of a job.
by DaLenny( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) November 15, 2022

Friend one: what’s hell
Friend two: suffering and pain
Friend one: oh I don’t want that bro thank you for telling me
Friend two: suffering and pain
Friend one: oh I don’t want that bro thank you for telling me
by Rose1320 March 14, 2022

A place called PAES LAB that is in the basement of the district office and I got dragged out and my friend got dragged deeper in and its run by satan and its number one demon and the hell transporter is Kyler’s dad van but my one friend wanted to fuck satan and of course Uncle Edward was there but he was the good boy but one more thing is he still has his Mexican period and his five guys
by Fishnuggets66 August 25, 2023
