ethan hanson

the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.

Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?

Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?

YEAH!

by Mister Robato69 March 7, 2017

Ethan

The best 2k guard he is way better than Elijah Gaddis. And is sexy enough to fill a 50- foot pool full of hot babes

Ethan is the hottest 2k player in the world

by Ksodojsbwvaoxoyqbvdjsk February 1, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is better than Mya and a fucking god around the world. He has everything and people love em lmao

Person1:you see that guy over there
Person 2:oh yeah that’s god!
Ethan is a god

by Sneezycakez September 15, 2021

Ethan

he is a dick head and lies all the time
and pp small

look its lil pp Ethan

by youngdaggerdik March 5, 2019

Ethan

A gay person whos a selfish little bitch who backstabs and has bad breath.

Omg he wrote a book on us! total Ethan move!

by Jwjwjwjiw July 11, 2020

Ethan Torchio

Litteral sunshine. He's the drummer of the popular italian rock band Måneskin. A long-brown haired guy with brown eyes. He's the sweetest person alive.

Person 1: Hey, do you know the band måneskin?
Person 2: yeah, they're so cool! The drummer, Ethan Torchio, is very nice.

by Ur_local_demigirl July 19, 2022

Ethan

An individual (usually male) that exhibits and promotes the lifestyle of a simp

Dude stop being such a Ethan

by It’s not pleghm December 2, 2019