by Nutting All Over Fictional Man June 12, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. Loves females that start with the letter c and ends with m. Very masculine and enjoys many things ;)
by MCXXAsian_JesusXxCMGAMERXX October 24, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS
“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”
by ploughsbMx August 6, 2024
Get the Ethan&Jaydenmug. A very cool/ funny guy that is easy to talk to. He thinks he’s hilarious, and because he thinks this, he is. Ethan has great hair and the cutest freckles. He’s such a fun person, as well as a great friend. He is there for you in a way most people can’t be. His smile is infectious, and he has the cutest laugh. He’s so so goofy, and he’s not afraid to show it. Ethan is a very genuine person that is so much fun to have in your life. He’s also an AMAZING kisser. Overall, 12/10 guy.
by Horsegorl December 25, 2019
Get the Ethan Tuckermug. Ethan is such a weirdo
by dsdsfddsfwffesdf September 4, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.
Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024
Get the Ethan Nmug. by I love refrigerators August 22, 2020
Get the ethan nalettemug.