David Schneider

A pussy bitch that struggles to rob females because he uses an empty clip. Cant rob males because he always gets his shit rocked. Also know to look like AIDS under a microscope.

Oh jesus not DAVID SCHNEIDER. He just got beat up and the video went viral on snapchat.

by BitchyVibess December 1, 2019

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David Robertson

A strange creature that is know to prey on special need children

"Hey did you see David Robertson overthere"
"Yeah I think he's targeting some kids"

by Nick371 August 30, 2022

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A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.

Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?

Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.

Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then

Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.

Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*

by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024

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David

A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)

Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
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by ADHD ADDICT/ A David 😉 November 29, 2021

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