double dizz

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating at the same time.

He/she did a double dizz.

I just double dizzed in the toilet.

I double dizzed all over your room.

I double dizzed in your yukulele.

by Dodongo66 June 19, 2016

Double or nothing

When Bryan sucks D

“Double or nothing I’ll suck your D when I lose”

by Double or nothing February 3, 2020

double muted

To enthusiastically talk about your brilliant idea during a conf call only to find out nobody hears you because of an in-app disabled mic.

Mathew, I see you are trying to talk for the last 5 minutes, but we can't hear you. Maybe you are double muted, check your in-app settings.

by Wakamaru June 12, 2020

double-overtime

a post shit shower to clean seemingly never-ending reservoir of poop. occurs after overtime (SEE overtime)

"Dang Chaz, after those burritos I had explosive dung missles. I had to go into double-overtime to get clean."

by The CK1 October 21, 2013

Double T

A tattoo on the breast region of a woman. Double T refers to "TITTIE TATTOO", "TITTIE TAT". Double T's are a dying art and are usually found on older women, and are usually very faded.

Did you see that old stripper chick in here, she had a massive Double T.

by The-One-And-Only_NathanOaks May 1, 2012

Double Steamer

While someone is taking a hot, steamy shower; you drop a load in the adjacent toilet, making sure to leave the lid up for a nice surprise.

I enjoy taking a Double Steamer! Not only do I get to relax in a steamy sauna, I get to leave a steamer for my dick roommate who ate my all my twizzlers.

by fakeOprah December 17, 2011

Double-drivel

When saliva soaked semen drips out of one's mouth, and one sucks it back up - after which, it drips out again. Makes any whore look that much more cheap.

My bitch likes to double-drivel before she snowballs me... what a mindless pityfuck she is.

by fuckyoudotcom's chokeonthis March 11, 2011