When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.
Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023
Get the Midget creammug. The original truffle butter. Peaches that leak cream. The booty juice that comes after a lil back door action.
by anonymous July 28, 2024
Get the Peaches and creammug. by ParkwayParish October 25, 2023
Get the Cream Eggedmug. 
holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
by Saevi June 16, 2023
Get the cream cheese danishesmug. ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...
by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014
Get the free ice creammug. by Skruse January 15, 2014
Get the shrimp creammug.