apple

an apple

This is an apple.

by urbandickfucker February 19, 2022

apple

that's me, u #########

theres nothing to make an example out of, my real name is legit apple

by imasimpforyou March 15, 2022

Ricky’s Apples

Ricky’s magical fruit that gives him the energy to pound Miles like never before

Ricky’s Apples are great for pounding

by Can’t find name June 29, 2018

apple man

Apple Man (noun)
/ˈap-əl man/

A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.

Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.

Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom

Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.

"Everybody know the Apple Man — bro been smellin' like a fresh Granny Smith since '09."

by Appling Man March 5, 2025

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

Laminated apple juice

A type of spider with three eyes.

OH yeah I saw a laminated apple juice yesterday!!!

by Gahskull Thraka July 16, 2022

apple cancer

either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer

"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."

by dakoka117 December 26, 2019