Air India

Always late.

Friend one: Hey, where is Dinesh? We had to go out for dinner.

Friend two: Don’t know bro, he’s air india AF.

by ChunkyMonkey199999999 December 29, 2019

Air

What I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Air fair

The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.

I was so desperate I had to air fair her.

by Kentucky’s grand man June 30, 2025

air time

used to describe the amount of time that elapses between having a bowl movement and flushing said turd down the toilet, allowing the stench to radiate to the surrounding atmosphere.

Dude! That's ripe! Way too much air time on that logger, man!

by PiledhighdeepPhd August 22, 2017

Air cock

flying cockroach

Did you see that air cock fly on me?

by fatso34 August 14, 2021

Air Gare

Also known as Kerp.

AIR GARE is Kerp.

by MysteryBoyOnTheInternet October 23, 2011

BYE-BYE air kiss

When that guy says bye to your girl extra sensually, thinking she won't notice, but when he's called out, he says that he actually gave her an air kiss.

Oh it wasnt an actual kiss; it was a bye-bye air kiss

by Jacket21 December 29, 2024