An absolute fucking cunt. Words cannot describe how much everyone who knows a Sam hates them. Has a tiny wiener and is always super uptight because of it.
Sam can go suck a fat one.
by 420Noscopemaster2020 March 10, 2019
Get the Sammug. a man who openly flirts with women over text due to the lack of confrontation the platform provides. sarcasm is unidentifiable over text, allowing overt flirting to occur.
by david leach April 13, 2020
Get the sammug. A blond haired friend who is taller than me, "dumb bastered" drives a 1994 Toyota Celica and a great member of my friend group.
by Da8osrocker April 19, 2024
Get the Sam Melchersmug. Prob a person who think he's funny but really isn,t and he claims he gets a lot of girls when all he does is scare them away. Prob will be a pedo when he;s older.
by BrehWhymea April 30, 2023
Get the Sammug. A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.
by JayYung December 9, 2024
Get the Sam Weavermug. by Dickandcock February 8, 2024
Get the Sam Osgoodmug.