Andy: Hey Dave, how did your date with Jay go the other night?
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!
by Andy_Bee_1 March 19, 2024

the sexual attraction to yawning from other people or themselves. usually tired with bags under their eyes. other names include Usa-kinky or Yawner as a substitutes for Usa-sexual. commonly used in discord servers.
Hey... I think Tyler is an Usa-sexual! He starts fidgeting when anyone yawns. sometimes I see him bit his lip when Amy yawns.
by KawaiiBabyGirl2001 March 31, 2022

by gregben September 12, 2023

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 19, 2025

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"
"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."
" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."
"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."
" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."
by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

karyss sexual is when you are only attracted the queen @karyss.official , and can’t be attracted to anyone else due to your obsession to her.
by anonymous July 4, 2021

A hot nerdy girl/guy. This usually refers to closet-nerds and/or overly proud of their nerdiness nerds.
Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.
Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.
Pearl: Oh my god, Texas is such an Intell-Sexual!
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.
by iamadottedline August 20, 2012
