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boner juice

Male enhancement in juice form. It consists of green beans and rooster ejaculate. Originally referenced on Saturday Night Live.
I start off every day by guzzling 32 oz. of boner juice.
by Trevorisclever May 31, 2016
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Cyber Boner

While Texting/ Emailing/ IMing, your girlfriend says something that excites your penis.
"Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"
by whispering-eye222 December 20, 2009
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Boner Slayer

That one bitch that ruins everything, particularly anything sexual.
Duder1: "Hey man, did you see that hot piece of ass last night at the bar?"
Duder2: "Yeah, but some bitch told me she has crabs."
Duder1: "Fuckin' Boner Slayers are everywhere."
by Tanner Lecy May 17, 2012
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Brandon Boner

When you have a friend or teammate that is named Brandon and the last name starts with a b as well as lookin like a caveman and troll, if he does something that is exactly like him or funny in a sense you call him Brandon Boner.
Coach: Great Hit Brandon
Teammates: BRANDON BONER!!!
by BwandonistheOGcaveman August 20, 2018
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boner leniency

whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.
Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.
by mcbaki87 February 26, 2011
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Boner Snowman

When a guy puts his stiff dick in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm pussy.
Carl and Liz fucking outside in the snow...

Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
by Cold Horny John February 9, 2013
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Syrian Boner

When you put your penis in the back end of an RPG Launcher buried in Hot sand
Girl 1: god, last night was the best
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.
by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016
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