brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022

Smooth Brain Society

A society that includes only people with smooth, silky brains who consider themselves as "smart", Except for the Head and co-head that are just heads instead of brains.

Example:
"Hey, I'm Sean from the Smooth Brain Society"

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod November 8, 2022

brain rot

A term used when oneself utilizes ”slang” of which heavily derives from the unfortunate effects of modern media. The use of these terms, especially via in-person communication, tends to be heavily looked down upon by mainstream society.

Jake: Poggers! You must have learned that skibidi toilet rizz whilst sipping on a grimace shake in Ohio! Slay, baka!

Steven: Brain rot…

by tmkkmt February 21, 2024

Dick for a brains

Luke

Luke as a dick for a brains

by Thug life wieen April 12, 2024

Brain Sigh

When someone watches/reads the news about everything that is happening ALL over the world and their brain decides to have an aneurysm. The brain waves the white flag to surrender with hopes that heaven might be calmer.

My grandma experienced a brain sigh. She was watching the 6 pm news, held her head, and had an aneurysm. The news technically killed her?

by Chaotically-Sane =) June 2, 2022

Brains

Speaking of brains...

Hym "Speaking of 'brains'... Mine isn't feeling very good right now Mr. Audience. So, in case I don't get the chance later, I'm going to do the last one now and then even if it's not the last one then you will know that chronologically that this one is supposed to be the last one. Alright? Fantastic! Ok. Here we go. The last one ever but not actually, just, you know, chronology. Ok."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2023

Brain-Freeze

The act of giving fellatio whilst having ice cream in your mouth.

Guy 1: My dick was really warm last night...so my girl gave me head with ice cream in her mouth!

Guy 2: ouch I hope either of you didn't suffer from brain-freeze

by R1CK S4NCH3Z October 16, 2019