Real Rot

When a game adds unnecessary realism that does nothing but rot the fun. Usually involves obnoxious mechanics like needing to eat every 7 minutes, weapons breaking after 3 swings, or hyper-realistic chores that drag gameplay down for no reason.

“Bro, why do I have to manually scrub the rust off my sword between fights? This game’s got Real Rot.”

by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025

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real bang

A phrase used commonly from native Americans to describe something awesome or appealing to them

Holy hell she's real bang!

by Mr. Real Bang May 18, 2016

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The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"

by blr416 April 25, 2025

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Real manning

When someone -usually a Stacy or a dude bro- wants a man to do something for their own selfish needs by abusing his needs to be respected and his will to be a good lover for a woman.

Stacy : A real man would give me his money and not expect me to share mine nor provide him emotional support.

Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.

Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !

by Rey Marsh August 1, 2023

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Real Bleb Hours

The hours between 4:25 am and 6:25 am during which the meme creature, Bleb frolics spreading life and love and Gamer Girl Pee, Also Little Unknown Fact Bleb lives inside a Twitter Webcomic Made by @xPieDot

Person A: "Hey bro, you know it's Real Bleb Hours"?

Person B: "What"

by piedot August 27, 2019

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